


When I go to the bathroom, it is the only “alone” 30 seconds I get to myself…..until Grace learned how to open doors 2 years ago! Now I don’t even try to close them, they are just left wide open and the girls just follow my trail right on in to the potty. What is funny is that if the girls are not home, I still go to the bathroom and leave the door wide open.
Eating a hot meal, well that is for the birds anymore. Getting dressed is never a one man show either, the girls like to “help” me by choosing what I should wear and then they give me directions on how to put it on, as if 33 years of getting dressed doesn’t matter!
I am always asked “play with me” by one or both girls, what we are playing is never always defined and then sometimes in the middle of playing the game or the rules change just like that. I am never made aware of the sudden rule change and then when I break the rules, I am in BIG trouble and sent to stand in the corner (that I never actually stand in). These girls have some rather big imaginations too. How in the world a wooden spoon turns into a pizza I don’t fully understand, especially when I ordered an omelet!
Folding laundry and emptying the dishwasher always seem to be a family event anymore, and although I love that the girls want to help, we all know it’s just faster if I do it myself. I have found that if I give them their own specific “chore” they stay out of my way and they get to help at the same time! Grace gets to put away the forks and Jenni the spoons. That is the part I hate the most about putting the dishes away anyway so it’s a bonus for me!
For me the best and funniest part of Mommyness (I can make up words, it’s my damn blog!) is when the girls are trying to say a certain word and it just comes out all kinds of wrong. We have family movie night once a week and the girls like to watch Harry Potter (I take full responsibility for this brain washing) but Jenn calls it Harddy Potter. Sometimes Grace will stumble over words she is trying to talk so fast and makes up her own words.
I love the funny parts of Mommyness, it makes the bad days better and the good days the best!